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Tuesday, June 8th, 2004 08:36 am
Seriously. In a literal way.

There's this thing about me, where I like to wear hats. I have, by rough estimate, about 30 hats. At work, obviously, I can't. But on weekends, and when home, I do wear them. Usually, it's one of my Maryland or Michigan caps.

In a stunning development, I've noticed some of my hats aren't fitting well anymore. (The Brooklyn Dodger hat, the Redskins hat.) For a moment, I wondered whether it was variable based upon haircut, but it's not.

Apparently, I'm going from a 7 1/4 to a 7 3/8.

Is that freaky? I can deal with fluctuations in weight, and waist size. But seriously, what's up with that. Do peoples' heads just shrink or expand in adulthood? At least the Fedora still fits.
Tuesday, June 8th, 2004 16:56 (UTC)
*pouts*

All the funny lines were taken.

Though I, too, am rather bemused by this embiggening of your head.
Wednesday, June 9th, 2004 15:18 (UTC)
Yeah. Cause it's not your head, and it's not your suddenly obsolete hat collection.
Wednesday, June 9th, 2004 19:33 (UTC)
Well, I have to admit, some of my hats (my fedora, whine!) don't fit any more, either. I was figuring they'd actually shrunk in the typical Florida humidity, though.