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Tuesday, June 8th, 2004 08:36 am
Seriously. In a literal way.

There's this thing about me, where I like to wear hats. I have, by rough estimate, about 30 hats. At work, obviously, I can't. But on weekends, and when home, I do wear them. Usually, it's one of my Maryland or Michigan caps.

In a stunning development, I've noticed some of my hats aren't fitting well anymore. (The Brooklyn Dodger hat, the Redskins hat.) For a moment, I wondered whether it was variable based upon haircut, but it's not.

Apparently, I'm going from a 7 1/4 to a 7 3/8.

Is that freaky? I can deal with fluctuations in weight, and waist size. But seriously, what's up with that. Do peoples' heads just shrink or expand in adulthood? At least the Fedora still fits.

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