The Ten Characters MemeFor $50 Million, I would totally nail Dorothy Zbornak.

[dlgood]

So there's this "Ten Characters I wouldn't Sleep With, Even if You Paid Me" meme going around. I thought about it. But here's the thing.

I can't do that list.

Because, really, how much money? There's any number of people I don't find attractive and am actively repulsed by on any number of different levels. But I can't throw out the possibility that lots of things are negotiable.

Just really highly priced. So, for example, I'm not prepared to declare with certainty that I absolutely would not sleep with - for example - The Golden Girls. Bea Arthur's really not my speed, but what if they backed the Brink's Truck up to my driveway?

For $50 Million, I would totally nail Dorothy Zbornak.

Comments

[thenyxie.livejournal.com]

Well, you know how it is. Worldwide double-standard and all. A guy says that, it's one thing. A woman says it and it's generally cast in a different light.

And I can't believe I'm making this traditional argument, because it's not the kind of world I live in now. And most people we know on LJ wouldn't perceive it that way. But it is the world I grew up in.

Sociological regurgitation doesn't taste very good, in retrospect.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I'm making this traditional argument, because it's not the kind of world I live in now.

I can understand that. Then again, the world I grew up in, nobody talked about sex at all in front of the kids so its exceedingly weird to hear anyone of my parents age group talking about sex now.