The Ten Characters MemeFor $50 Million, I would totally nail Dorothy Zbornak.

[dlgood]

So there's this "Ten Characters I wouldn't Sleep With, Even if You Paid Me" meme going around. I thought about it. But here's the thing.

I can't do that list.

Because, really, how much money? There's any number of people I don't find attractive and am actively repulsed by on any number of different levels. But I can't throw out the possibility that lots of things are negotiable.

Just really highly priced. So, for example, I'm not prepared to declare with certainty that I absolutely would not sleep with - for example - The Golden Girls. Bea Arthur's really not my speed, but what if they backed the Brink's Truck up to my driveway?

For $50 Million, I would totally nail Dorothy Zbornak.

Comments

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

It's likely I would too.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

$50 Mil could pay for a whole lot of Bar-Mitzvahs.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

And that new campus center that I donated would likely make getting into college a snap.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

you bring to mind the Simpsons episode where Homer joins a cult and they promise all kinds of wonderful things, but he has to stop drinking:

cult member -- would you rather have beer, or complete and total contentment?
homer -- what kind of beer?

the moral is, never make a choice before all the facts are in front of you.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha!!!

Hold out for the keys to that bad boy and see if they'll throw in Blanche. I bet she's a hell-cat.

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

Bwah! Good point. So let's put a dollar cap on that, and say if you were paid $500.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

$500 isn't really enough to impact my preferences. I'm a high dollar ho.

[jgracio.livejournal.com]

That's strangely honest of you. :)

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Hey. Or possibly thanks.

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

You're such a man.

Which is a big relief to you, I'm sure :)

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

You're such a man.

Hey now. I didn't say I'd do it for free.

[cjlasky.livejournal.com]

What about Sophia Petrillo?

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

No. Actually, I'll change that to a yes because she's feisty. Let's say $10 Million maybe...

[thelastgoodname.livejournal.com]

I'd do her for only a million. Andy Sipowicz, on the other hand, would probably take ten or twenty times as much

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

We could make a game out of it like name that tune, except that I would lose because my price is higher.

That Rumour

[keith5by5.livejournal.com]

About you and all of the Golden girls and the East European women's weight-lifting team isn't true?

For free?

[moire2.livejournal.com]

Hell, I'd do Bea for $10 million.

Guess I'm cheap.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Not cheap. Just cheaper than me.

[thenyxie.livejournal.com]

HAH! And I agree, totally. It's all a question of how MUCH money would it take. I may be a woman, but I'm practical.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

"I may be a woman" 'splainy? Didn't know that women were somehow any more or less practical than men. Or any more or less willing to perform unpleasant tasks when offered ludicrous amounts of money.

[thenyxie.livejournal.com]

Well, you know how it is. Worldwide double-standard and all. A guy says that, it's one thing. A woman says it and it's generally cast in a different light.

And I can't believe I'm making this traditional argument, because it's not the kind of world I live in now. And most people we know on LJ wouldn't perceive it that way. But it is the world I grew up in.

Sociological regurgitation doesn't taste very good, in retrospect.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I'm making this traditional argument, because it's not the kind of world I live in now.

I can understand that. Then again, the world I grew up in, nobody talked about sex at all in front of the kids so its exceedingly weird to hear anyone of my parents age group talking about sex now.

[jade-okelani.livejournal.com]

Call me a whore, but -- ditto.

I mean, hello. Setting yourself up for life. Never having to worry about anything financial again. Doing good with the money, providing for friends and family -- all for, what, one possibly unpleasant night? How many one-night-stands does the average person end up having they wish they could take back? At least you'd get a hell of a lot more out of it than *just* a night of unpleasant memories.

For fifty million, I'd totally do Duncan Kane. And I hate Duncan Kane.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

For fifty million, I'd totally do Duncan Kane. And I hate Duncan Kane.

If he weren't so dull, you could have Teh Hatesex.

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

Hee. I love you, Dave.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

You do the post with helpful pictures. I go for the silly truth...