For the Ladies: On Etiquette

[dlgood]

What is a gent to do?

Went in for my first session of physcial therapy today, as I have decided I must finally get off my ass and get my knees working properly again. (Apparently, I need a new wheel alignment...)

In any case, I spend most of the session seated up on a table, doing leg exercises off the side, while the Physcial Therapist observes and moniters my knee joint. Sitting below me on the stool.

Did I mention that the physical therapist is female?
Did I mention that she was wearing a v-necked sweater with no shirt?
Did I mention that she seems to have breasts the size of my head?

Okay - not really. She has proportional breasts, inasmuch as they are very big proportions. And because I am a gluttonous pig, I like big portions, when available.

I should be better than this. Looking at Cleavage = Looking at the sun and such.

I know this is rude, right? You just don't stare down a lady's shirt, no matter how hot she is. I try to be good. I try to be strong. And yet, I cannot look away.

I am so weak... Send help PLS

Comments

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the much needed laugh.

Those of us with natural cleavage are aware that cleavage can be seen when we wear v-necks. I think as long as you're discreet you can enjoy the benefits and remember, if you leer, then she can make PT very tough on you. *G*

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

While also walking the fine line of not objectifying her of course-- she is a professional woman! (my guilt kicked in)

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

What a fitting icon...

Those of us with natural cleavage are aware that cleavage can be seen when we wear v-necks.

Am I paranoid, or do those of you then get together and make fun of those folks who make the biggest asses of themselves in the process of seeing said cleavage...

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

You're not paranoid.

:)