For the Ladies: On Etiquette

[dlgood]

What is a gent to do?

Went in for my first session of physcial therapy today, as I have decided I must finally get off my ass and get my knees working properly again. (Apparently, I need a new wheel alignment...)

In any case, I spend most of the session seated up on a table, doing leg exercises off the side, while the Physcial Therapist observes and moniters my knee joint. Sitting below me on the stool.

Did I mention that the physical therapist is female?
Did I mention that she was wearing a v-necked sweater with no shirt?
Did I mention that she seems to have breasts the size of my head?

Okay - not really. She has proportional breasts, inasmuch as they are very big proportions. And because I am a gluttonous pig, I like big portions, when available.

I should be better than this. Looking at Cleavage = Looking at the sun and such.

I know this is rude, right? You just don't stare down a lady's shirt, no matter how hot she is. I try to be good. I try to be strong. And yet, I cannot look away.

I am so weak... Send help PLS

Comments

[fb2wendy.livejournal.com]

I am laughing so much. Sorry. I've seen similar things happen in my line of work (health care, with "hands on" component - no pun intended). If it makes you feel any better, it's probably happened to the lady in question before, if she wears V-necked sweaters regularly.

Is there any advice I can suggest? I'm thinking probably not much. Other than the typical suggestion to visualise something different of an aversive nature or alternatively, close your eyes. If the temptation is great, then closing your eyes may be the only solution.