Re-Write Drabble: Graduation II

[dlgood]

Tonight’s broadcast, wherein previously endearing traits proved terribly disastrous:

“We attack the Mayor with Chow Mein”

Everyone stared at Oz. Except Buffy, who perked up, unexpectedly.

“That’s it! Faith told me to play upon his Hunan weakness. Quick! Get me the menu for King Kong’s Asia Café…”

“Was this before or after you were unconscious”
“Is she nuts?”
“I think King Kong only does Cantonese”
“If we could just get ingredients from the emporium, I could cook something up…”
“Mm. Get me a General Tso. With spring rolls.”
“Oh dear…”

Comatose, Faith fumed. If only Buffy had paid better attention…

Comments

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Ok, Roseanne Roseanna Danna.

Too, too funny. (Maybe the mayor was Jewish? That would explain the Chinese food weakness.)

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

There you go. I half imagine a scenario where Buffy tempts the mayor with several cartons and a container of soup, luring him to the Hunan buffet set up in the library... and after all the gorging and the MSG, Mayor-snake is too drowsy and sluggish to complete the ritual.

But I'm not gonna write it...