Re-Write Drabble: Graduation II

[dlgood]

Tonight’s broadcast, wherein previously endearing traits proved terribly disastrous:

“We attack the Mayor with Chow Mein”

Everyone stared at Oz. Except Buffy, who perked up, unexpectedly.

“That’s it! Faith told me to play upon his Hunan weakness. Quick! Get me the menu for King Kong’s Asia Café…”

“Was this before or after you were unconscious”
“Is she nuts?”
“I think King Kong only does Cantonese”
“If we could just get ingredients from the emporium, I could cook something up…”
“Mm. Get me a General Tso. With spring rolls.”
“Oh dear…”

Comatose, Faith fumed. If only Buffy had paid better attention…

Comments

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

Snerk.

Took me a minute to pick up what was going on here. Hee! Very funny.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Thanks. It was your Pun-fic. I was inspired.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

Glad Oz decided to go with Mediterranean cuisine instead.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

By a hair's breadth, the crisis was averted. It's hard to see the mayor getting distracted from his carefully plotted ascension by a carton of Chinese food. It'd have to be really good...

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

I love comatose fuming.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Me, I just love the Hunan Weakness. Ponders Chinese Soup and Egg Fried Rice.

Sometimes, I have a little Hunan Weakness myself...

[angelbuffy0.livejournal.com]

MMMMM I am hungry now. Why did you have to mention General Tso???

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Dunno. Maybe it's the concept for a S7 Follow-up. General Buffy vs. General Tso.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Ok, Roseanne Roseanna Danna.

Too, too funny. (Maybe the mayor was Jewish? That would explain the Chinese food weakness.)

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

There you go. I half imagine a scenario where Buffy tempts the mayor with several cartons and a container of soup, luring him to the Hunan buffet set up in the library... and after all the gorging and the MSG, Mayor-snake is too drowsy and sluggish to complete the ritual.

But I'm not gonna write it...

[canadiangirl-86.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Nice. ;)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

This kind of PUNishment can get you slapped buddy. Snerk. Very funny

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's painful, but Hunan/Human is always one of my favorite mis-hearing pun humor joke.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I'll have to make sure Evil Little Dog sees this. Puns are her favorite.