Re-Write Drabble: Graduation II

[dlgood]

Tonight’s broadcast, wherein previously endearing traits proved terribly disastrous:

“We attack the Mayor with Chow Mein”

Everyone stared at Oz. Except Buffy, who perked up, unexpectedly.

“That’s it! Faith told me to play upon his Hunan weakness. Quick! Get me the menu for King Kong’s Asia Café…”

“Was this before or after you were unconscious”
“Is she nuts?”
“I think King Kong only does Cantonese”
“If we could just get ingredients from the emporium, I could cook something up…”
“Mm. Get me a General Tso. With spring rolls.”
“Oh dear…”

Comatose, Faith fumed. If only Buffy had paid better attention…

Comments

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

Snerk.

Took me a minute to pick up what was going on here. Hee! Very funny.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

Glad Oz decided to go with Mediterranean cuisine instead.

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

I love comatose fuming.

[angelbuffy0.livejournal.com]

MMMMM I am hungry now. Why did you have to mention General Tso???

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Ok, Roseanne Roseanna Danna.

Too, too funny. (Maybe the mayor was Jewish? That would explain the Chinese food weakness.)

[canadiangirl-86.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Nice. ;)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

This kind of PUNishment can get you slapped buddy. Snerk. Very funny