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dlgood ([personal profile] dlgood) wrote2005-04-13 10:46 am

Re-Write Drabble: Graduation II

Tonight’s broadcast, wherein previously endearing traits proved terribly disastrous:

“We attack the Mayor with Chow Mein”

Everyone stared at Oz. Except Buffy, who perked up, unexpectedly.

“That’s it! Faith told me to play upon his Hunan weakness. Quick! Get me the menu for King Kong’s Asia Café…”

“Was this before or after you were unconscious”
“Is she nuts?”
“I think King Kong only does Cantonese”
“If we could just get ingredients from the emporium, I could cook something up…”
“Mm. Get me a General Tso. With spring rolls.”
“Oh dear…”

Comatose, Faith fumed. If only Buffy had paid better attention…

[identity profile] hjcallipygian.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Snerk.

Took me a minute to pick up what was going on here. Hee! Very funny.

[identity profile] honorh.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*facepalm*

Glad Oz decided to go with Mediterranean cuisine instead.

[identity profile] carlyinrome.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle*

I love comatose fuming.

[identity profile] angelbuffy0.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
MMMMM I am hungry now. Why did you have to mention General Tso???

[identity profile] a2zmom.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, Roseanne Roseanna Danna.

Too, too funny. (Maybe the mayor was Jewish? That would explain the Chinese food weakness.)

[identity profile] canadiangirl-86.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO. Nice. ;)

[identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
This kind of PUNishment can get you slapped buddy. Snerk. Very funny