My fellow Americans:
Sometimes, it seems like we're left with a choice between a Turd Sandwich and a Giant Douche. Nevertheless, it's important to do our patriotic duty and vote.
So go out and vote. The lines are looking to be pretty damn long. But a long wait every four years won't kill you. Weather permitting.
So go out and vote. Or P. Diddy will kill you.
Sometimes, it seems like we're left with a choice between a Turd Sandwich and a Giant Douche. Nevertheless, it's important to do our patriotic duty and vote.
So go out and vote. The lines are looking to be pretty damn long. But a long wait every four years won't kill you. Weather permitting.
So go out and vote. Or P. Diddy will kill you.
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