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Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 08:53 am
My fellow Americans:

Sometimes, it seems like we're left with a choice between a Turd Sandwich and a Giant Douche. Nevertheless, it's important to do our patriotic duty and vote.

So go out and vote. The lines are looking to be pretty damn long. But a long wait every four years won't kill you. Weather permitting.

So go out and vote. Or P. Diddy will kill you.
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 07:32 (UTC)
Already voted...call P.Diddy off, for the love of Mike!

-Rhi
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 07:51 (UTC)
An instant classic, right up there with the Dance-off episode from this spring. As to the voting, I'll be doing that after work.
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 08:04 (UTC)
Ha, I've made myself invicible against P. Diddy for I have indeed voted. So I shall not die. Only cough really badly.
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 09:41 (UTC)
I can't believe I actually had to vote for a Douche. Le sigh.

Countdown to the next recount ticks on!
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 09:51 (UTC)
Hey! I interned for that Douche!
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 10:19 (UTC)
Hee... I was wondering if anyone else saw that South Park. So apropro...

And it's sunny and almost 78 degrees here, so the weather's permitting. *g*
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 14:48 (UTC)
I always vote, even if only to have the right to bitch about Washington for the next four years.