Meme: Character Dialogue

[dlgood]

By way of smithereen and yhlee:

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun..

I should be able to cover a pretty wide range of shows/fandoms. Examples: BtVS/AtS, Dexter, Friday Night Lights, Chuck, Night Court, Profit, the Tick, Family Ties, Heroes, and so on...

ETA: Wow this could be hard...

Added so far: Alex P. Keaton and Cordelia Chase. The Tick gets hauled before Night Court. Captain Awesome gives Angel a pep talk.

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Sorry for the Delay

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Harry prepared me for many things. How to hide in plain sight. How to identify threats. How to dispose of unwanted bodies. Harry didn’t prepare me for bodies that refused to stay dead.

"So, Doc, how do you like being strapped down to a table and wrapped in plastic. Because it's really not my scene. Although I'm giving you points for ambience."

"It's not really about ambience. It's about maintaining the venue. So I can clean all the blood up and clear out without being traced."

"But where's the fun in that. You're killing all of these people, and they just disappear."

"I kill people who should be made to disappear."

"Yeah, but you could be sending a message. Like when I kill you. Think of the vindication the people who hate you will feel. Think of the tragedy for those who love you. There's a whole realm of experience you just aren't tapping into."

"I'm not about tapping into experiences. I'm taking out the trash."

"Oh, I don't think so. You kill because you want to, because there's something dark and angry and painful somewhere in that chest of yours, and it gets louder and louder until hurting other people is the only way to make it quiet. For awhile."

"Are we talking about me or you now? You did wind up on my table."

"All I'm saying is... anyone can take out the garbage. Any animal can kill."

"I would be just an animal, but I have friends and family. A life. I'm not like you. I'm more."

"Aww. How sweet. Is she pretty? Blonde?"

"Yeah?"

"See - not that different. Now lets start with the fingernails. And if you promise to learn some things, I might not even kill you..."

Re: Sorry for the Delay

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

LOVE IT. THank you