Meme: Character Dialogue

[dlgood]

By way of smithereen and yhlee:

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun..

I should be able to cover a pretty wide range of shows/fandoms. Examples: BtVS/AtS, Dexter, Friday Night Lights, Chuck, Night Court, Profit, the Tick, Family Ties, Heroes, and so on...

ETA: Wow this could be hard...

Added so far: Alex P. Keaton and Cordelia Chase. The Tick gets hauled before Night Court. Captain Awesome gives Angel a pep talk.

Comments

[ann1962]

Captain Awesome and Angel!

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

We've done our checkup, and everything about your son looks just fine. So, Buddy, why so glum?

I have a lot of stress. I've got an infant to care for, bills to pay, and evil lawyers all over my ass...

Well, sure. That's a buzzkill. But it's important for a man to take a moment and reflect on how wonderful the world is.

The world isn't wonderful. It's harsh and cruel, and nothing is as it ought to be...

Whoah. You know, Geraldo, Post-partum depression isn't just for the ladies. Sometimes, I get a little stressed out myself but there are ways for a man to get through even the toughest days. I have a trick...

You have a trick.

More of a technique or a mantra. You just clear your mind of all that negativity, and you take a few moments to count your blessings. The world isn't always harsh and cruel.

Well, no, not always. But...

No buts. Just lets yourself feel the awesomeness of the world. Think about the good things. The endorphin rush you get from white water rafting...

I don't really do...

Well, whatever it is you do like. Relaxing with those friends of yours. That's pretty good, right?

I do have good friends.

Just hanging out on the quad, looking at pretty girls. That's not so bad.

I do like to watch the pretty girls.

Grabbing some brewskis and watching football with your buds. That's pretty awesome.

Yeah. Football is pretty awesome.

Do you think those evil lawyers know how awesome football is? I bet they don't.

Probably not.

Do you feel that? That's you pitying them. Isn't that awesome?

That kind of is.

Okay. If you'll excuse me, I have to go sign out and head back to my apartment, where I'll relax with my awesome girlfriend.

Thanks. I really do feel a lot less stress now. And I think I have a great idea for taking care of Connor. But I did have one question. Aren't you supposed to be wearing a shirt?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[ann1962]

Oh thank you. That is fabulous!! I can totally see that conversation!! I love the way your mind works.

[alleynyc.livejournal.com]

THAT was awesome. LMAO.

[anonymous_sibyl]

*snort* Captain Awesome is indeed awesome. And just what Angel needs.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

BTW, I presumed you meant Angel of Angel and not Det. Angel Batista from Dexter.

[ann1962]

Yes, I have never seen Dexter.