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If My LJ Were Its Own Fandom...
a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?
If My LJ Were Its Own Fandom...
a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?
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b. Close-But-No-Cigar Man, who spreads false answers to trivia thus corrupting our youth.
c. Roberta Darling Kidd, handicapped cheerleader so wonderfully inspiring that whenever she shows up at the game her team wins.
d. When you stoop to debating Tele-Tubbies trivia with Close-But-No-Cigar Man.
e. You never know when being a basketball fan will save the world!
f. For the umpty zillionth time you catch the Bad Guy pretending to be a Maryland fan, when he starts whistling "Here Comes Carolina."