In fun news, one of the downsides of taking a new job almost identical to the one you just held... on a parallel staff under the same overall organization means that your old office can still wind up making new work for you to do. (Well if that's what Office X is doing, then we in Office Y have to produce something comparable...) And I have to make nice with them as a potential future collaborator/resource.
Drat. I kind of hoped I could make them Dead to Me.
Six Random Facts about Me:
Drat. I kind of hoped I could make them Dead to Me.
Six Random Facts about Me:
- I like my current job, but I would much rather be a pitcher in the National League.
- I could really go for a baguette and some slices of Muenster Cheese.
- Sometimes, for fun, I like to listen to old TV Show Theme songs.
- I like milk in my tea. Sometimes, instead of just leaving it in the sun, I brew my ice tea hot, add milk or cream, and then stick it in the freezer.
- The next time I have to wear a Tuxedo, I really want to get one with tails, top hat, cane and monocle.
- Someday, I will master the art of the "You are worthless and weak" spitting monologue, a la Mark Metcalf. I think they should give him and Kurtwood Smith a sitcom where they do nothing but rail at irresponsible dumbasses.
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4. That's disgusting.
5. Do it! I bet getting a top hat to fit is difficult, though.
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It's about this woman who's got no electricity, her kid tortures cats, her shrink ran off, and her (most recent) husband is getting a sex change... and like a bunch of other stuff. Which is why you want to spend all of your time in the bar. It's just really over the top, and it made me laugh.
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Now I desperately want to see you in full tuxedo regalia.