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The Ten Characters MemeFor $50 Million, I would totally nail Dorothy Zbornak.
So there's this "Ten Characters I wouldn't Sleep With, Even if You Paid Me" meme going around. I thought about it. But here's the thing.
I can't do that list.
Because, really, how much money? There's any number of people I don't find attractive and am actively repulsed by on any number of different levels. But I can't throw out the possibility that lots of things are negotiable.
Just really highly priced. So, for example, I'm not prepared to declare with certainty that I absolutely would not sleep with - for example - The Golden Girls. Bea Arthur's really not my speed, but what if they backed the Brink's Truck up to my driveway?
For $50 Million, I would totally nail Dorothy Zbornak.
I can't do that list.
Because, really, how much money? There's any number of people I don't find attractive and am actively repulsed by on any number of different levels. But I can't throw out the possibility that lots of things are negotiable.
Just really highly priced. So, for example, I'm not prepared to declare with certainty that I absolutely would not sleep with - for example - The Golden Girls. Bea Arthur's really not my speed, but what if they backed the Brink's Truck up to my driveway?
For $50 Million, I would totally nail Dorothy Zbornak.
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Which is a big relief to you, I'm sure :)
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Hey now. I didn't say I'd do it for free.