Punch in the Face Meme

[dlgood]

Gakked from my Flist: Five fictional characters I'd like to punch in the face...

1. Brandon Walsh - There was something irritating and insufferable about any number of the 90210 characters. But for whatever reason, Brandon is the one I'd actually want to punch. Maybe it's Jason Priestly's hair. I'm not sure.


2. Dr. Sean McNamara - Pretty much every character on Nip/Tuck is a bastard. Christian is a giant dick. And Matt is a sociopath. But Sean's the one I most frequently want to smack. Probably because, watching the show, he's the character I expect something of and despite how f'ed up Troy is, Sean seems like the character that has no soul.


3. Alf - When I was a kid, I thought this show was really awesome. I've since caught re-runs and seen the commercials. And whoa boy do I wanna punch that stupid f@!$ing puppet.


4. Monroe Ficus - It's not like I have some hate on for the "Wacky Neighbor" character. Usually, I like these characters. But man, I never liked Monroe. Really, what the heck was that dude wearing that he made George Michael's Wham! outfits look ordinary. But in any case, for me, Too Close For Comfort would have been better with more Cosmic Cow and less Jim J. Bullock. Monroe!


5. Al Bundy - Al's crass and obnoxious, though he's pathetic and miserable way that makes him somewhat sympathetic despite it all. And I want to punch him. Really, it's not personal. It's just this - Ed O'Neill - as Al, makes this face that, as he's getting punched and he's going to just turn his head, wobble, and collapse into an unconscious heap. It's a tremendous bit of physical comedy. And if I have to punch him in the face to get it, well then so be it...

Comments

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh someone who watches Nip/Tuck. I've tried but it's a bit soapy for me but I DO want to know the name of the dark haired young man who just shaved his head. Know who I mean?

And Iknow that face you're talking about with Al

[mistress-mab.livejournal.com]

Couldn't agree with you more on Sean McNamara. I really, really, really, very strongly dislike him.

Matt, who runs a close second, actually frightens me. Petulant children who constantly whine that they never get their way usually end up eating people later in life.

[ann1962]

Agree with you about Brandon Walsh. He is the fake charming sort who I dislike and distrust. I run from people like him. It isn't the hair, because in other roles, the very few I have seen him in, he carries the same vibe. I think it might just be Priestly. Ick.

I think Monroe was the first gay but not gay fellow on sitcoms. Or at least the first I noticed. Flaming, but only in polo shirts. That disconnect was really weird too.

Sean McNamara

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

Really? I feel just the opposite. I think he and Annie are the only sane ones, and that they should leave before Julie and Christian and Matt poison them completely.

(Well, Kimber's sane, too, I guess . . . but in a crazy kind of way. It's a complicated show).

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Al! Yes! *laughs*

(...did you see the dream I had wherein Tom Hanks was Death and told me I had to die with Al Bundy?)