The Traditional Christmas Dinner

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For those of you who celebrate I hope you have (and have had) a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Festivus for the Rest of Us, a Wonderful Kwanzaa, a Delightful Diwali, a Superb Solstice, a Splendid Saturnali, or any other winter celebrations you might happen to enjoy.

So, as always, the family got together and had our traditional Christmas Dinner at the Chinese Restaurant. It's what the Jews do. I had the Sesame Chicken. It was great.

Got a Fortune. My Fortune Cookie message?

"It is a nice day"

WTF? Seriously, what the hell is that? Sure, it was a nice day, and it's great to get that message... but really. Are these fortune cookie writers even trying anymore?

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[maquisleader.livejournal.com]

So, as always, the family got together and had our traditional Christmas Dinner at the Chinese Restaurant. It's what the Jews do.

You know, I almost spit Pepsi on my keyboard when I read that! That's too funny. Now I can't wait until next year when someone asks -- 'cos someone always does -- what do Jewish people do on Christmas. *cackles evily*

Hope you get better fortune cookies next time.