Pick a Character Meme

[dlgood]

Because I am fat with Football Bar Food Specials, and continue to be not motivated enough to post actual original content:

Name a character from one of my fandoms, and I'll give you one of: (a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon, (b) a reason he/she sucks, (c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes, (d) five things that never happened to that character or (e) five people that character never fell in love with and why. You pick the character. I pick the letter.

Fandoms: Get wacky. Most American night-time TV programs from 1982-Present. Should I now know enough about the show to comment I will randomly select from an alternate show I believe to be somehow spiritually similar...