Amidst the Fanfic_Hate

[dlgood]

Here's something far more amusing - go to The Onion and read: Erotic-Horror Screenplay Discovered on Office Printer.

"I think the writer wanted feedback, but was afraid to ask for it outright," Gates said. "Well, my message to him is: Don't quit your day job. Unless you've accidentally let everyone at your day job know that you get off on lesbian vampires."

Heh. That'd could be pretty embarassing for some folks. Although I'd be more worried about getting crap for printing 90 pages of personal material than my officemates caring deeply about any of the content.

But that fake-screenplay seemed like some tasty badfic.

Comments

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god, have I *done* that.
Well, no, I mean, I haven't written Horror-Erotic Lesbian pr0n screenplays, but I've hit the print button on a fic at work and accidently left it there.

*facepalm*

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

I print out the NYTimes editorial page to read when I go to the can.

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

Okay, see? How that's too. much. information??
Gah.

And according to Section VI of Article XIII of the TMIRM, I must now share something in return.

Um...

I pick my nose.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Sorry. It's the one place we can do the thinking

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Not anything from the cracktrailer, I trust!

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

Heeee. No, but that's just because I haven't had time to in the last few weeks. I *have* printed out James/Vinnie RPG stuff. I think the last thing I accidently left on the printer was a shower scene. *G*

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

I bet the colonels *loved* that one! ; )

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

I printed out an A/S fic today and ran to the printer to guard it. The very idea of that situation is mortifying.

My favorite part of The Onion article: "[Sales representative] Janet Delaney is a serious conservative Christian, so she'd never write about fucking a crucifix," Gates said."

Heh.

[vandalisimo.livejournal.com]

That is hysterical!