ESPN'ss continual decline into idiocy, and ABC/Disney's sickening corporate synergy has created some amusing results.
Thank the Four Letter, and their inane series "Who's Now"
Jessica Biel: "D-Wade, he's down-low, he's on the -- low profile. I like that about the guy."
And then today, Jessica described LaDanian Tomlinson as also being "down low".
From conversation, I take her meaning to be that both Wade and Tomlinson are low key guys, who do not try to maintain a high profile public image. And as such, they are less "now" than Tiger or Steve Nash.
Someone might encourage Ms. Biel to take some remedial slang. Unless she's seriously implying that Wade and Tomlinson pose as straight, but secretly like to go to gay clubs and have sex with dudes.
Although, if they came out as a couple tomorrow and said they were going to get gay married... that would certainly make them very Now.
Thank the Four Letter, and their inane series "Who's Now"
Jessica Biel:
And then today, Jessica described LaDanian Tomlinson as also being "down low".
From conversation, I take her meaning to be that both Wade and Tomlinson are low key guys, who do not try to maintain a high profile public image. And as such, they are less "now" than Tiger or Steve Nash.
Someone might encourage Ms. Biel to take some remedial slang. Unless she's seriously implying that Wade and Tomlinson pose as straight, but secretly like to go to gay clubs and have sex with dudes.
Although, if they came out as a couple tomorrow and said they were going to get gay married... that would certainly make them very Now.