Meme: Character Dialogue

[dlgood]

By way of smithereen and yhlee:

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun..

I should be able to cover a pretty wide range of shows/fandoms. Examples: BtVS/AtS, Dexter, Friday Night Lights, Chuck, Night Court, Profit, the Tick, Family Ties, Heroes, and so on...

ETA: Wow this could be hard...

Added so far: Alex P. Keaton and Cordelia Chase. The Tick gets hauled before Night Court. Captain Awesome gives Angel a pep talk.

Comments

[elementalv.livejournal.com]

Alex Keaton and Cordelia Chase could be a fun conversation.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*dies* Yeah, I'd want to sit in on that one, definitely.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Hello! Did you see what shoes she was wearing! You can't possibly expect me to sit quietly by when your office is a walking fashion disaster. What kind of tone are we trying to set?

You know, Cordelia, when the leadership offered me a page I thought, "Hey, they're really starting to pay attention to Alex P. Keaton!" Now, I'm starting to think they're hazing me.

And I can't have you terrifying my staff all the time. Save that for the Democrats.

Fine, but you have to promise not to stand next to Dennis Kucinich in the Ohio Delegation Photos. You're make him look like he's not a freakish twerp.

[elementalv.livejournal.com]

Okay, yeah. I can definitely see the hazing aspect of this. This is a lovely and twisted dialogue, and I think I'm a little bit in love with the meme that led to it.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

I love this meme. Even though it's going to take me forever to get through it.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*giggles* So perfectly in voice, that it's scary. *giggles harder*

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Young teen Cordy is fun. Alex P Keaton is exactly her type of political guy. They both love money, they both think the lesser people complain and whine to much, and both have far more heart than they like to let on.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I agree. They'd really be a good AU!OTP, wouldn't they? *laughs*

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Though, in my crossover, she is 16 and he's a Senator... And also, didn't the girls he really like generally reject his politics?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Most times, yes. He usually wound up dating girls who were diametrically opposed to his views on politics. *grin*

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

If you went futurefic, and turn Cordelia liberal...

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

"Angel, meet my new boyfriend, Alex. Alex, Angel."

*aside* "He's um, tall, Cordy. Very tall." - "Nice to meet you, Mr. Angel." - *aside* "Does he know he's bleeding? And why is he carrying that great big ax?"