Meme: Character Dialogue

[dlgood]

By way of smithereen and yhlee:

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun..

I should be able to cover a pretty wide range of shows/fandoms. Examples: BtVS/AtS, Dexter, Friday Night Lights, Chuck, Night Court, Profit, the Tick, Family Ties, Heroes, and so on...

ETA: Wow this could be hard...

Added so far: Alex P. Keaton and Cordelia Chase. The Tick gets hauled before Night Court. Captain Awesome gives Angel a pep talk.

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Most times, yes. He usually wound up dating girls who were diametrically opposed to his views on politics. *grin*

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

If you went futurefic, and turn Cordelia liberal...

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

"Angel, meet my new boyfriend, Alex. Alex, Angel."

*aside* "He's um, tall, Cordy. Very tall." - "Nice to meet you, Mr. Angel." - *aside* "Does he know he's bleeding? And why is he carrying that great big ax?"