Great Headlines

[dlgood]

Sometimes, sportswriters just throw down some jawdropping headlines:

Royals To Get A Taste Of Angels' Colon

They're giggling in the newsroom over that one, aren't they?

Notes: Had great time at tailgate/baseball game tonight. Nats broke 8-game losing streak, 6-1 over the Marlins. Shawn Hill was perfect through four, but left with elbow pain. I gotta do these up tailgate-style more often. Hella fun!

Comments

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i nearly choked laughing too hard. Thanks

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

I thought you would. Poor Angel and his colon.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snicker

[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

OMG, the picture that came into my mind! The Queen, chowing down on vampire intestines...
*shudder*

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Very choice headline, no?

[anomster.livejournal.com]

Eeeeyew. Well, I zeroed in on the plural "Angels'" & was boggling at the idea of multiple angels sharing a single colon, & then why angels would need a digestive system in the 1st place. Maybe whichever one's turn it is to descend to earth & walk among humans, passing for one of us, borrows the colon for the duration. But the "get a taste" part is still eeeyew.

And go, Nats!