Farve as Enemy Combatant...

From Thomas P.M. Barnett:

Detainees at Camp in Iraq Use Favre To Tease Wisconsin Soldiers

Naturally, Favre becomes a weapon of choice among our enemies in the War on Terror. Like a lot of Islamic terrorist recruits, Favre suffered a midlife crisis and then turned against his adopted homeland, seeking its destruction. I expect the International Criminal Court to eventually step in and indict Favre for his many crimes against Wisconsin's humanity.

Farve as Enemy Combatant...

From Thomas P.M. Barnett:

Detainees at Camp in Iraq Use Favre To Tease Wisconsin Soldiers

Naturally, Favre becomes a weapon of choice among our enemies in the War on Terror. Like a lot of Islamic terrorist recruits, Favre suffered a midlife crisis and then turned against his adopted homeland, seeking its destruction. I expect the International Criminal Court to eventually step in and indict Favre for his many crimes against Wisconsin's humanity.